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[Jul. 29th, 2005|08:20 am] |
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[Jul. 22nd, 2005|09:19 am] |
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Anyone ever get that thought where you feel like your life just took a 180 degree turn straight down the fucking toilet? Has anyone stopped for a second to realize that you are dead broke and have nowhere to go? How about has anyone felt like what they are doing right now in life and what they have been doing for the past 6 months is getting them absolutly nowhere and they are most likely going to die within 5 years unhappy and dead? just a thought.... |
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[Jul. 20th, 2005|11:31 am] |
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Beam Me up Scotty!
Well we are never going to hear that again...
On July 19th our dear friend James Doohan passed away. The reason for his death is still unknown but so far research is being done at the top universities across the globe. They believe that he is not really dead but that James and William Shatner ran away together to start a civilization of Trekkies where they can be worshiped by nerds with pointy ears and plasma-rays.
God.. he was an attractive Mother Fucker |
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[Jul. 20th, 2005|08:44 am] |
| [ | math is power |
| |  What the FUCK! | ] |
For some reason all these good times just turned bad. |
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| (no subject) |
[Jul. 18th, 2005|08:01 am] |
| [ | math is power |
| |  devious | ] |
So I have been doing alot of thinking this summer and I decided that I am going to start living my life in a totally different manner. I dont want to sound like someone that loves money because i could honestly give a shit about it, yet i dont want to spend it unless I have to. I think that we should all try my new idea of bartering again. We should only use our money if the individual is a snaky bastard that is an anti-bartering nazi aka jew.
I want to start treating people close to me alot different to, I feel that if we could be completely open minded to what people are saying then in a non - asshole manner respond without offending them. I have a theory that syas that if we do this we would really just be learning alot more abou twhy people think the way they do and you would gradually become more and more intelligent on how people work.
I want to stop using my car as much as possible, one reason is because it wastes so much gas and the other is I dont excersise enough so I want to start skating, biking, hiking, walking, climbing and swinging to wherever it is i need to go...... "What's that Mom, Ryan needs to get picked up from work?" "Grab onto this vine Ryan and we'll swing back home!" ... Now doesn't that sound both fun and physically challenging?
On top of all those ideas I just threw in your face I have one more that is a more personal goal and that is to get off my ass and start photgraphing things again. I mean come on I am going to schol for photograpghy and I have not done really much of that at all thsi summer. So if anyone who reads this wants to go on a crazy exhibition through time, space and the mind while taking pictures call me up , hit me up , AIM me up and we'll do it. |
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| conversation i almost had |
[Jun. 27th, 2005|09:42 am] |
| [ | math is power |
| |  GEEKED | ] |
"Lets go watch family guy"
"I dont want to"
"What come on... Family Guy!"
"I'm not a Fuckin TV junkie"
"Yeah you are, yo check out this package man, satelitte hook up, 567 channels, 34.95 a month."
"I told you man i dont do that shit anymore"
"29.95, and thats as low as i go... that is unless you "go low"... on me?"
Last year 45 million citizens of Chicago were willing to "go low" for a simple cable package. These people started what would become the largest junkie movement ever to be seen by anyone anywhere. and then the cops started cracking down, Fritz and Guy were no where to be found. |
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| AN UPDATE FROM GUY!!! |
[Jun. 17th, 2005|04:39 pm] |
so i am in a cubicle now i gave in to the corperate society. yeh i have nothing to say .... except this job is awesome . i sit here all day and do whatever i feel like, drink coffee, browse the internet, make calls to lord blaskinkoff of hontrivkza and give orders. see what a automatic assault rifle will get you.
Guys advice : Buy an automatic assault rifle, walk into the nearest corperation and demand a desk, free coffee, women,donuts, a back scratcher, and 10.45 an hour. Then when the day is done... go home... and rub one out |
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[Mar. 22nd, 2005|05:25 pm] |
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I could not help but remember how good i am at bullshitting papers. so i get this paper assigned about a month and a half ago and it was due yesterday and i still have not turned it in, i have finally started really writing stuff down. the shear smart assness amazes me. here is an excerpt from the setting section...
As far as the setting goes I am not quite sure as to where it is geographically except for the fact that it takes place on a corn farm. I am sure of this because it briefly mentioned Bradley brought some corn that he picked in and husked it. So I would like to think that it would fall somewhere between Colorado and West Virginia, but I can not say for sure.
its really quite amazing. |
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[Mar. 2nd, 2005|10:26 pm] |
alright i guess i am beginning to update more. yeh so there was almost a fight today. basically i hate writing in lj but since this is really good ill explain. so basically there is this fat kid with herpes and a finch shirt. who thinks hes hott shit. and i guess he has been talking shit about andrew. so this kid in our class says "so andrew your gonna fight josh next period?" andrew replies with the classic "Who?!" then this young man goes on to explain josh as a the "fat mohawk kid" "ahhh yes him, he has beef? weird i guess he called me a faggot awhile ago..." "K!" so i (Guy) approach him taunting him about his herpes naturally he wont even look at me hes too much of a puss. then tubby grabs his arm and starts givin him shit then andrew comes up and asks wtf is goin on. then he tells josh he wants to fight him right then and there. josh says no man after fifth. whatever ok. so we see him after fifth, he asks all these kids to back him up and hardly anyone will. heres just a smidgen of andrews back ups.... me, jules, kyle lassa!, big rob would have done something, colin mcgrath, traxler, and dolan. oh yeh i almost forgot chris tangen and his two foot hammer. by the way chris is the only kid dumb enough to hit someone in the head with a two foot hammer so this could have been interesting. but josh wouldnt throw a punch and andrew didnt want to instigate it. so nothing much happened cept for kenan yellin finch sucks and me yellin you have herpes. and basically if i ever see that kid outside of school im gonna give him an old fashioned ass woopin in honor of Dimebag Darrel, Hunter S and Earl. plus id rather see him outside of school while im drivin or something. so i can reach behind my seat and pull out my trusty 18 inch pry bar. never fails. while im at it i should break clints teeth too. while im on that topic, that kids a pussy, he thinks hes more german than me, wheres his german flag tattoo? plus he looks like agirl and his girlfriend looks like a man who resembles a farm animal.... funny how that works
FUCK SLUTS |
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[Feb. 27th, 2005|06:55 pm] |
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look im updating. yeh so i got my tattoo colored in and its not healed so i am not gonna post a picture yet or ever. because if you dont see me in person chances are you arent important to me or society. |
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| (no subject) |
[Feb. 18th, 2005|03:04 pm] |
yeh well i think its about time i look for a new job that is unless amc decides that they will pay me time and a half for IT. if not im gonna get a job somewhere else. ask the boss and if he says no im gonna quit then and there. i think ill try target. see if they need an IT. maybe they will be cool, besides id make more there than what i make now afeter 2 years of working there.
IF ANYONE KNOWS OF A HIGH QUALITY PLACE TO WORK PLEASE POST A COMMENT!!
also due to recent happenings in my life i will now end every post i make by signing off with what i hope will soon be linked to the name Guy Haines. so..
Eat Shit Sluts! |
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[Feb. 17th, 2005|02:11 pm] |
fucking slut!
what the hell was i thinking. |
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[Feb. 6th, 2005|12:50 pm] |
GO BEARS!!!
wouldnt that be sweet if the bears won the super bowl.... is super bowl one or two words?
they shouldve kept Ditka |
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| (no subject) |
[Feb. 5th, 2005|10:03 am] |
| [ | math is power |
| |  duhn duhn duhnnuhnuh | ] |
yep werk today shouldnt be bad at all. last night i had "the Test" for the promotion that im not really sure i want anymore. the test is basically i run the biggest stand from 6 till close and i dont get any help from the managers or anything like that. plus to top it all off bob the manager director aka the head honcho was watching me. yet he left early cuz i was doin a good job. anyways the reason i dont think i want a promotion anymore is because then they will want me to work saturday nights. but if i dont work saturday nights than i have to work friday nights late and saturday mornings early which is what i am coinsedentally doing right now. meh as long as my availibilty doesnt change i am fine.
hopefully i can hang out with some people tonight.
rachel hopefully you are better
eric feurst too
eric pedersen hopefully you are still sexy.....
hopefully andrew and rachel will return my CDS!
i have nothign left to say other than this one kid at my work that i used to think was weird is honestly the funniest kid i have ever met! i guess because everyone told me he was weird i never thought to see for myself, but he was in the stand last night and he has humor that could be compared to that of pat butler. yet i think the fact that this kid looks funny adds to the insanity. |
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[Jan. 31st, 2005|11:17 am] |
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ryan pooped in an elavator and yeh thats all that happened this weekend |
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[Jan. 26th, 2005|09:28 pm] |
i give my tattoo three more days to heal
no make that two before i go waterparking!
F that if its not healed i wont go waterparking. i wasnt gonna go anyway |
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[Jan. 26th, 2005|09:27 pm] |
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school..... worked..... Keenan is such a nice boy. |
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[Jan. 25th, 2005|04:40 pm] |
| [ | i bounce to that! |
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classes are cool this week will be cool i got a gift card to starbucks from the tech team at my church for helping out there i feel bad cause i just quit helping....... andrew is in four classes of mine. why is val such a wet vag?
anyone anyone?
he changed gym classes to be with his girlfriend so now what would have been the ultimate gym class (me, andrew, mcguinn, jules, dolan, eric fuerst) plus val is the same people minus val so its almost ultimate.
tomorrow is a truck/IT shift at work with keenan clark helping me out on truck. hes cute
thursday i am going to laurens dads to take rural landscapes for digital photography. its in like elburn?
cool
ps dan meachum = really hott |
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[Jan. 23rd, 2005|09:00 pm] |
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After 3 1/2 hours of work we finished the black on my half sleeve. it consists of my family crest seen in the first picture. a castle with my last name on a banner seen in the second picture. two knights seen in the third picture and in the fourth picture if you look behind my shoulder there is a shield and another identical one in front of my shoulder. each will show a flag. front a german flag and the back an irish flag. i got this work done at Ronin Tattoo and Body Piercing in Aurora Illinois.
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[Jan. 20th, 2005|12:11 am] |
some girl at my work is on the verge of death. very scary. i take back all the bad things i said about her being a man and whatever. it sucks being an asshole. cuz shit comes out of you.
hahahahahahhaha |
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| (no subject) |
[Jan. 18th, 2005|05:27 pm] |
Ring Ring!
caler id US GOVT
GUY: hello
Dude: is Guy home
GUY: (fuck!) yes this is guy
Dude: im with the marines ....... blah blah blah
Guy : yeh i am goin to columbia... for art and shit.
Dude: do you need money for school at all?
Guy: nope
Dude i see did you knwo that the reserve building there is fantastic?
Guy: really?
dude: yes it is! let me ask you some qualifying questions.
GUY: K!
dude: have you been in trouble witht eh police?
GUY: nope (hahaha) (not really but i will by that time)
dude: do you have asthma?
Guy: yes.
dude:..........
Dude: ........ can you like run mile ?
guy: nope i tried a month ago and i nearly collapsed.
Dude: ok see that disqualifies you .
guy: Darn i guess i cant join the armed forces.
dude: no i guess not
Guy : thats a shame well i wish you luck in finding people.
Dude : i thank you.
Guy: no thank you for all you have done for me over the years. i cant begin to tell you how much i thank you.
Dude: shh . dont speak . just go.
CLICK
Guy : hahahahahaha |
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[Jan. 18th, 2005|05:16 pm] |
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Tom Glass drew this its prolly the second greatest drawing right after this
funny thing is after seeing this all i can think about at work is tom.........
busting out metal solos! |
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| (no subject) |
[Jan. 18th, 2005|05:10 pm] |
| [ | math is power |
| |  horny | ] |
i have to say today was pretty good. i got two count em two pictures developed today in photo. on might be a little darker than i wanted while the other is a very cute picture of andrew earing a lamp shade.
then i brought my day down in happiness when i gave the worst speech of my entire life in film. i just blanked out and didnt really say anything about my movie scene. everyone else had so much to say. but none the less it was funny. that i did so bad , that and the fact that i just dont care.
then i went with andrew to ronin and saw my sketch of my tattoo ......... I LOVe it! thats all you need to know.
now i am working on putting some amplifiers on ebay for sale i figure a little cash never hurt anyone right? |
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[Jan. 17th, 2005|12:12 pm] |
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yo two nights in a row sleepover with eric. first night with joe second with andrew. south park both nights. what more do i need |
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[Jan. 16th, 2005|06:00 pm] |
fuckin best sleepover last night ever!
Eric and Joe: "Guy i took a huge shit and your toilet is overflowing!"
Half awake Guy : "awesome" (goes back to bed)
eric and joe: "guy were going go kartin you wanna go?" (4 in tha morning)
guy: "cool" (back to bed)
then they put pretzels on my head while sammy ate em off.
we watched the most random shows. everthing got funny. the shit looked so real. it was actually coffee grounds chocolate and pretzels.
TONIGHT IS ALL YOU CAN BOWL BEFORE YOU DIE NIGHT AT BZ.
Tminus 5.2 days till i get more ink pumped into my body
stay classy livejournal |
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[Jan. 13th, 2005|06:17 pm] |
oh man i am pumped for tomorow and developing what seems to be the best pictures i have taken thus far in my surrealism portfolio. it consists of kevin hoffman levitated above a checkered floor with candles surrounding him. also i have some more ghost pictures to develop and the spoon one and the one of my parents where my dad has a lamp shade for a head. i dont know why this one turned out good. oh and the one of andrew with a lamp shade watching the microwave as if it were a tv.
NACHOS = DAG
CLASSIC also = DAG-NESS
Im Ron Burgandy stay classy San Diego |
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[Jan. 12th, 2005|07:10 pm] |
today was good i didnt give my speech and now i think i can at least talk for how ever long. then when i was pickin up kevin from school i saw ms gallhager and she told me that i should enter my photo final project into some scholastic fair contest. awesome.
right now i am currently talking to danny meachum the sexiest man alive. i have 34 hours next week at werk! thats alot but that means fat $ bling bling.
SICK TRICK!
yeh so hopefully the pictures i took today turn out of kevin |
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| (no subject) |
[Jan. 11th, 2005|08:44 pm] |
| [ | math is power |
| |  tea is DAG | ] |
yeh i have a mise en scene speech due tomorrow.... just didnt do it. funny thing is ive had since august to choose a scene finally got around to that today during class when he asked me since i was practically the only one who hadnt decided i pulled Singing in the Rain out of my ass. then i went to rent it not there. hmmmmmmm maybe i wont have to go tomorrow and ill go thursday.
yep my manager said that the tattoo ordeal shouldnt be a problem. im glad bout that and if it was please someone find me an awesome job.
yep get up early tomorrow i have to be at school at 7 sharp. |
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[Jan. 11th, 2005|05:28 am] |
ahhhh its like 5:30 what in tarnation am i doin up this early!? i dunno but im not tired.
ryans starting a band. i cant wait.
ok so if i die today at least youll know why. im basically resodering (saudering?) the wires for the marquees (you kow the red movie displaying dealies) at AMC today. so i might get electricuted.
If i died what would i miss out on?
ill tell ya!
- gettting expelled from school for getting naked and setting my hair onfire then running around yelling "the country of Samalia is invading our school"
- jumping off a 12 story cruise ship (spring break for me)
- that new weave i ordered
- ryan haines getting pubes?
- completing the Land Pirates video..... never gonna happen anyways.
- seeing Esparzas cock in full.
- seeing andrew beat daves girlfriend!
Finally i would miss out on my wedding day june 16th 2005 i will be wedding none other than Daniel William Meachum. i would buy porn since i will be turning 18 but F that i got Dan! |
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| (no subject) |
[Jan. 9th, 2005|08:36 pm] |
You Are the Individualist |
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You are sensitive and intuitive, with others and yourself.
You are creative and dreamy... plus dramatic and unpredictable.
You're emotionally honest, real, and easily hurt.
Totally expressive, others always know exactly how you feel.
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yeh this is pretty true cept for the people knowing how i feel. i dont even know how i feel.
i finally finished my final project.
i hate posting but i have nothin else to do right now. or whenever im at my house. i think ill hang out with my dad, that'll be interesting. |
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[Jan. 9th, 2005|09:18 am] |
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yo last night was pretty DAG i went sledding with joey and whittney till like 11:45 at arrowhead. i almost broke my wrist and i thougth i was gonna stop breathin when the sled logded an edge into my adams apple. |
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[Jan. 8th, 2005|09:31 am] |
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i need something really big to jump off of. like onto a sled and then sled down a hill. |
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[Jan. 8th, 2005|09:19 am] |
last night was really fun. although yesterday started really bad with my car getting caught in a snow drift then loosing the keys so while i was at school i just sorta left it there. then i found the keys and me joey and pat moved it then we decided to film me doing some stunts so i obviously crashed into a snow drift on a bike and dropped it like its hott! then i jumped off my deck and tried to grab hold of a tree branch which failed on all levels. so i plummeted to my demise. it was really funny. then we rented American Beauty.
now i go to work. then its off to my grandmas birthday party! HAPPY BIRTHDAY GRANDMA! (cause i know you read this)
after that i might go extreme sledding with pat or something you know pick up where we left off last night.
plus anyone who wants to go to the boundary waters this june is more than welcome. itll be packed with boating camping and hiking. i have no idea how much itll cost. but yeh ... Danny Meachum your coming! |
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[Jan. 5th, 2005|05:17 pm] |
my car is Fucked to the extreme! i was driving pat and tom and we pulled out of my court and i slid into a curb and my tire got wacked and it looks like the metal is bent so air is leaking out or at least it was when we got out to look but i made it back home with trouble but none the less i got it home. now i think i have to put a spare on it. fuck if i have to spend money i will crack a skull.
todays weather is the only bad thing of today i hate driving in snow worst time of my life in snow.
yo motha fuckas frickin dance party this friday hopefully |
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[Jan. 4th, 2005|06:55 pm] |
i offically am getting my tattoo started on january 22nd at 4:00 pm. at dinner .....
dad: like so how much will this cost?
me: 120 an hour.
dad: how many hours will it take?
me: like 6 maybe 7.
dad: what! its going to be like 800$!@#!
me: yeh i know, you knew that i told you. mom knows!
mom: yeh i knew that
dad: thats alot of money
me: i know but i want it
dad: ok i guess.
i got scared there for a minute
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOM! shes been 39 for the past 3 years, i still dont get it. |
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[Jan. 4th, 2005|02:55 pm] |
| [ | math is power |
| | hyper | ] |
| [ | i bounce to that! |
| | fuck shit up - Blatz | ] |
so yeh school is alright i guess. im getting my photo stuff done alot quicker than i thought, and it seems like my film teacher doesnt really expect much. i think he has lowered his expectations due to the fact that my group was the only ones to turn in our rough cut. at least in my class. i dont know bout eric feurst's class... not to mention bout that eric feurst i think he likes me.
anyways we are doing surrealism in digital art now how ironic that this would be my theme for photography so it gives me alot of ideas still. plus i was finishing up my hand coloring in digital art so really its not hand coloring at all, and i dont like it as much as actual hand coloring. anyways my teacher gave me an A without me even handing it in today not to mention it was due a month ago. COOL!
yesterday had to be the greatest day of work in a really long time. i got there at 3 and sat upstairs with the managers and me and Brandon kept telling this one manager to "get out of my house" in the creepy ruth baxter voice from white noise. plus i got to make my own schedule and eat food. then my IT manager came at 6 and i fixed a printer in Box which i have not fixed it in this maner previous to that day. so that was cool. then i fixed some drawers in concession and read books in the managers office on random things that we have so i know how they work, and i was told that if id only put in a letter they would promote me, so yeh i think im gonna skit to it! if you know what i mean.
hopefully my dad will show up at Ronin today to sign off for the half sleeve. i think i shouldnt have to get a signature again, ive gone there before and KEvin knows that my parents are down.
WITH TENDER LOVE
GUY |
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[Jan. 4th, 2005|07:54 am] |
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at at schol and tom is looking at me |
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[Jan. 2nd, 2005|08:45 pm] |
| [ | math is power |
| |  hungry | ] |
today was pretty cool i bought two new CDs i got Metallica - And justice For All and internal bleeding. i never got a chance to listen to internal bleeding. and justice for all makes me want to scream it fucking rules.
hung out with tom today, skated, white castle, best buy, ipod sharing files. now i sit here in this chair.
i think i will listen to all the modest moue tom gave me today while i sleep. i guess thats cool. |
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[Jan. 1st, 2005|06:34 pm] |
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i offically dont like myself anymore. |
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[Dec. 28th, 2004|11:55 am] |
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just saw Lord of the Rings 3: Return of the King extended version all the way through for the very first time. amazing i think next time the orcs are attacking Gondor i will turn off the volume and blast 3 inches of blood, i bet it synchs up. regardless its about orcs so itll be cool either way. |
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