I Sold My Soul

Fri, 29 Jul 2005 13:20:35 GMT

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Fri, 22 Jul 2005 14:23:24 GMT

Anyone ever get that thought where you feel like your life just took a 180 degree turn straight down the fucking toilet? Has anyone stopped for a second to realize that you are dead broke and have nowhere to go? How about has anyone felt like what they are doing right now in life and what they have been doing for the past 6 months is getting them absolutly nowhere and they are most likely going to die within 5 years unhappy and dead? just a thought....

Wed, 20 Jul 2005 16:36:20 GMT

Beam Me up Scotty!

Well we are never going to hear that again...

On July 19th our dear friend James Doohan passed away. The reason for his death is still unknown but so far research is being done at the top universities across the globe. They believe that he is not really dead but that James and William Shatner ran away together to start a civilization of Trekkies where they can be worshiped by nerds with pointy ears and plasma-rays.

God.. he was an attractive Mother Fucker

Wed, 20 Jul 2005 13:45:05 GMT

For some reason all these good times just turned bad.

Mon, 18 Jul 2005 13:20:38 GMT

So I have been doing alot of thinking this summer and I decided that I am going to start living my life in a totally different manner. I dont want to sound like someone that loves money because i could honestly give a shit about it, yet i dont want to spend it unless I have to. I think that we should all try my new idea of bartering again. We should only use our money if the individual is a snaky bastard that is an anti-bartering nazi aka jew.

I want to start treating people close to me alot different to, I feel that if we could be completely open minded to what people are saying then in a non - asshole manner respond without offending them. I have a theory that syas that if we do this we would really just be learning alot more abou twhy people think the way they do and you would gradually become more and more intelligent on how people work.

I want to stop using my car as much as possible, one reason is because it wastes so much gas and the other is I dont excersise enough so I want to start skating, biking, hiking, walking, climbing and swinging to wherever it is i need to go...... "What's that Mom, Ryan needs to get picked up from work?" "Grab onto this vine Ryan and we'll swing back home!" ... Now doesn't that sound both fun and physically challenging?

On top of all those ideas I just threw in your face I have one more that is a more personal goal and that is to get off my ass and start photgraphing things again. I mean come on I am going to schol for photograpghy and I have not done really much of that at all thsi summer. So if anyone who reads this wants to go on a crazy exhibition through time, space and the mind while taking pictures call me up , hit me up , AIM me up and we'll do it.

conversation i almost had

Mon, 27 Jun 2005 14:51:07 GMT

"Lets go watch family guy"
"I dont want to"
"What come on... Family Guy!"
"I'm not a Fuckin TV junkie"
"Yeah you are, yo check out this package man, satelitte hook up, 567 channels, 34.95 a month."
"I told you man i dont do that shit anymore"
"29.95, and thats as low as i go... that is unless you "go low"... on me?"

Last year 45 million citizens of Chicago were willing to "go low" for a simple cable package. These people started what would become the largest junkie movement ever to be seen by anyone anywhere. and then the cops started cracking down, Fritz and Guy were no where to be found.

AN UPDATE FROM GUY!!!

Fri, 17 Jun 2005 21:42:37 GMT

so i am in a cubicle now i gave in to the corperate society. yeh i have nothing to say .... except this job is awesome . i sit here all day and do whatever i feel like, drink coffee, browse the internet, make calls to lord blaskinkoff of hontrivkza and give orders. see what a automatic assault rifle will get you.

Guys advice : Buy an automatic assault rifle, walk into the nearest corperation and demand a desk, free coffee, women,donuts, a back scratcher, and 10.45 an hour. Then when the day is done... go home... and rub one out

Tue, 22 Mar 2005 23:28:18 GMT

I could not help but remember how good i am at bullshitting papers. so i get this paper assigned about a month and a half ago and it was due yesterday and i still have not turned it in, i have finally started really writing stuff down. the shear smart assness amazes me. here is an excerpt from the setting section...

As far as the setting goes I am not quite sure as to where it is geographically except for the fact that it takes place on a corn farm. I am sure of this because it briefly mentioned Bradley brought some corn that he picked in and husked it. So I would like to think that it would fall somewhere between Colorado and West Virginia, but I can not say for sure.

its really quite amazing.

Thu, 03 Mar 2005 04:40:07 GMT

alright i guess i am beginning to update more. yeh so there was almost a fight today. basically i hate writing in lj but since this is really good ill explain. so basically there is this fat kid with herpes and a finch shirt. who thinks hes hott shit. and i guess he has been talking shit about andrew. so this kid in our class says "so andrew your gonna fight josh next period?" andrew replies with the classic "Who?!" then this young man goes on to explain josh as a the "fat mohawk kid" "ahhh yes him, he has beef? weird i guess he called me a faggot awhile ago..." "K!" so i (Guy) approach him taunting him about his herpes naturally he wont even look at me hes too much of a puss. then tubby grabs his arm and starts givin him shit then andrew comes up and asks wtf is goin on. then he tells josh he wants to fight him right then and there. josh says no man after fifth. whatever ok. so we see him after fifth, he asks all these kids to back him up and hardly anyone will. heres just a smidgen of andrews back ups.... me, jules, kyle lassa!, big rob would have done something, colin mcgrath, traxler, and dolan. oh yeh i almost forgot chris tangen and his two foot hammer. by the way chris is the only kid dumb enough to hit someone in the head with a two foot hammer so this could have been interesting. but josh wouldnt throw a punch and andrew didnt want to instigate it. so nothing much happened cept for kenan yellin finch sucks and me yellin you have herpes. and basically if i ever see that kid outside of school im gonna give him an old fashioned ass woopin in honor of Dimebag Darrel, Hunter S and Earl. plus id rather see him outside of school while im drivin or something. so i can reach behind my seat and pull out my trusty 18 inch pry bar. never fails. while im at it i should break clints teeth too. while im on that topic, that kids a pussy, he thinks hes more german than me, wheres his german flag tattoo? plus he looks like agirl and his girlfriend looks like a man who resembles a farm animal.... funny how that works

FUCK SLUTS

Mon, 28 Feb 2005 00:56:57 GMT

look im updating. yeh so i got my tattoo colored in and its not healed so i am not gonna post a picture yet or ever. because if you dont see me in person chances are you arent important to me or society.

Fri, 18 Feb 2005 21:09:52 GMT

yeh well i think its about time i look for a new job that is unless amc decides that they will pay me time and a half for IT. if not im gonna get a job somewhere else. ask the boss and if he says no im gonna quit then and there. i think ill try target. see if they need an IT. maybe they will be cool, besides id make more there than what i make now afeter 2 years of working there.

IF ANYONE KNOWS OF A HIGH QUALITY PLACE TO WORK PLEASE POST A COMMENT!!

also due to recent happenings in my life i will now end every post i make by signing off with what i hope will soon be linked to the name Guy Haines. so..

Eat Shit Sluts!

Thu, 17 Feb 2005 20:11:37 GMT

fucking slut!

what the hell was i thinking.

Sun, 06 Feb 2005 18:51:18 GMT

GO BEARS!!!

wouldnt that be sweet if the bears won the super bowl.... is super bowl one or two words?

they shouldve kept Ditka

Sat, 05 Feb 2005 16:12:10 GMT

yep werk today shouldnt be bad at all. last night i had "the Test" for the promotion that im not really sure i want anymore. the test is basically i run the biggest stand from 6 till close and i dont get any help from the managers or anything like that. plus to top it all off bob the manager director aka the head honcho was watching me. yet he left early cuz i was doin a good job. anyways the reason i dont think i want a promotion anymore is because then they will want me to work saturday nights. but if i dont work saturday nights than i have to work friday nights late and saturday mornings early which is what i am coinsedentally doing right now. meh as long as my availibilty doesnt change i am fine.

hopefully i can hang out with some people tonight.

rachel hopefully you are better

eric feurst too

eric pedersen hopefully you are still sexy.....

hopefully andrew and rachel will return my CDS!

i have nothign left to say other than this one kid at my work that i used to think was weird is honestly the funniest kid i have ever met! i guess because everyone told me he was weird i never thought to see for myself, but he was in the stand last night and he has humor that could be compared to that of pat butler. yet i think the fact that this kid looks funny adds to the insanity.

Mon, 31 Jan 2005 17:17:41 GMT

ryan pooped in an elavator and yeh thats all that happened this weekend

Thu, 27 Jan 2005 03:29:32 GMT

i give my tattoo three more days to heal

no make that two before i go waterparking!

F that if its not healed i wont go waterparking. i wasnt gonna go anyway

Thu, 27 Jan 2005 03:28:05 GMT

school..... worked..... Keenan is such a nice boy.

Tue, 25 Jan 2005 22:46:18 GMT

classes are cool this week will be cool i got a gift card to starbucks from the tech team at my church for helping out there i feel bad cause i just quit helping....... andrew is in four classes of mine. why is val such a wet vag?

anyone anyone?

he changed gym classes to be with his girlfriend so now what would have been the ultimate gym class (me, andrew, mcguinn, jules, dolan, eric fuerst) plus val is the same people minus val so its almost ultimate.

tomorrow is a truck/IT shift at work with keenan clark helping me out on truck. hes cute

thursday i am going to laurens dads to take rural landscapes for digital photography. its in like elburn?

cool

ps dan meachum = really hott

Mon, 24 Jan 2005 03:00:44 GMT

After 3 1/2 hours of work we finished the black on my half sleeve. it consists of my family crest seen in the first picture. a castle with my last name on a banner seen in the second picture. two knights seen in the third picture and in the fourth picture if you look behind my shoulder there is a shield and another identical one in front of my shoulder. each will show a flag. front a german flag and the back an irish flag. i got this work done at Ronin Tattoo and Body Piercing in Aurora Illinois.

Thu, 20 Jan 2005 06:12:22 GMT

some girl at my work is on the verge of death. very scary. i take back all the bad things i said about her being a man and whatever. it sucks being an asshole. cuz shit comes out of you.

hahahahahahhaha

Tue, 18 Jan 2005 23:35:17 GMT

Ring Ring!

caler id US GOVT

GUY: hello
Dude: is Guy home
GUY: (fuck!) yes this is guy
Dude: im with the marines ....... blah blah blah
Guy : yeh i am goin to columbia... for art and shit.
Dude: do you need money for school at all?
Guy: nope
Dude i see did you knwo that the reserve building there is fantastic?
Guy: really?
dude: yes it is! let me ask you some qualifying questions.
GUY: K!
dude: have you been in trouble witht eh police?
GUY: nope (hahaha) (not really but i will by that time)
dude: do you have asthma?
Guy: yes.
dude:..........
Dude: ........ can you like run mile ?
guy: nope i tried a month ago and i nearly collapsed.
Dude: ok see that disqualifies you .
guy: Darn i guess i cant join the armed forces.
dude: no i guess not
Guy : thats a shame well i wish you luck in finding people.
Dude : i thank you.
Guy: no thank you for all you have done for me over the years. i cant begin to tell you how much i thank you.
Dude: shh . dont speak . just go.

CLICK

Guy : hahahahahaha

Tue, 18 Jan 2005 23:20:43 GMT

Tom Glass drew this its prolly the second greatest drawing right after this

funny thing is after seeing this all i can think about at work is tom.........

busting out metal solos!

Tue, 18 Jan 2005 23:14:55 GMT

i have to say today was pretty good. i got two count em two pictures developed today in photo. on might be a little darker than i wanted while the other is a very cute picture of andrew earing a lamp shade.

then i brought my day down in happiness when i gave the worst speech of my entire life in film. i just blanked out and didnt really say anything about my movie scene. everyone else had so much to say. but none the less it was funny. that i did so bad , that and the fact that i just dont care.

then i went with andrew to ronin and saw my sketch of my tattoo ......... I LOVe it! thats all you need to know.

now i am working on putting some amplifiers on ebay for sale i figure a little cash never hurt anyone right?

Mon, 17 Jan 2005 18:13:41 GMT

yo two nights in a row sleepover with eric. first night with joe second with andrew. south park both nights. what more do i need

Mon, 17 Jan 2005 00:05:02 GMT

fuckin best sleepover last night ever!

Eric and Joe: "Guy i took a huge shit and your toilet is overflowing!"
Half awake Guy : "awesome" (goes back to bed)

eric and joe: "guy were going go kartin you wanna go?" (4 in tha morning)
guy: "cool" (back to bed)

then they put pretzels on my head while sammy ate em off.

we watched the most random shows. everthing got funny. the shit looked so real. it was actually coffee grounds chocolate and pretzels.

TONIGHT IS ALL YOU CAN BOWL BEFORE YOU DIE NIGHT AT BZ.

Tminus 5.2 days till i get more ink pumped into my body

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